An Idiosyncratic Masterpiece

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

elsiesnuffin:

$5 says the benefactor is Gerard.

mrs-kennedy-and-me:

“Some people are made for public life and some are not, and my children are certainly not!” — Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

mrs-kennedy-and-me:

“Some people are made for public life and some are not, and my children are certainly not!” — Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

ds9vgrconfessions:

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[I think Kira was in love with Odo for a long time before she even realized it.]

ds9vgrconfessions:

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[I think Kira was in love with Odo for a long time before she even realized it.]

I thought it was a vagina tbh

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

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mydickisthealpha:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

This is a Japanese McDonalds compared to american cinema sizes

Cinema meaning movie theater, where you will be sitting “just under two hours to more than 130 minutes.”x Factoring in the fact that people mostly buy salty popcorn/nachos, and often share drinks because of the ridiculous price of these big ass drinks, I think the size is perfectly acceptable.
The actual size of McDonalds with us vs japan

So, yes, comparatively, US sizes are bigger than Japan’s, but not by much. The starkest difference is the large. But tbh i’d rather be getting that large instead of Japan’s large because shit is expensive and getting more expensive by the year. Bang for your buck, and all that.

mydickisthealpha:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

This is a Japanese McDonalds compared to american cinema sizes

Cinema meaning movie theater, where you will be sitting “just under two hours to more than 130 minutes.”x Factoring in the fact that people mostly buy salty popcorn/nachos, and often share drinks because of the ridiculous price of these big ass drinks, I think the size is perfectly acceptable.

The actual size of McDonalds with us vs japan


So, yes, comparatively, US sizes are bigger than Japan’s, but not by much. The starkest difference is the large. But tbh i’d rather be getting that large instead of Japan’s large because shit is expensive and getting more expensive by the year. Bang for your buck, and all that.